"Tattoos: Because Being An Adult Is Hard And I Deserve To Have Stickers" Vintage Tattoo Tee

$28.00
★★★★★ 4.9 — reviews
Color — Black
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Printed to order in New Jersey — ships in 2–4 business days
Free US shipping on orders over $75
30-day exchange on sizing — no questions asked
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee wears like an old favorite from the moment you put it on. A bold, hand-lettered design reads “Tattoos — because being an adult is hard and I deserve to have stickers,” framed by roses and skulls for a playful, vintage-punk vibe. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed cut make it an easy go-to for days when comfort matters more than convention. It layers under a denim jacket for weekend wandering, or stands alone with worn jeans while you trade stories at the tattoo shop. Built to age beautifully, the piece keeps its character wash after wash and becomes uniquely yours.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Unisex regular fit. Model is 6'0" wearing size M.
  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton, 5.3 oz
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Ribbed crew neck, tear-away label
DTG printed and heat-cured in house for a soft hand that won't crack. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, no iron directly on the print.
Made to order — production takes 1–2 business days, then 2–4 days in transit within the US. International shipping available at checkout. Sizing exchanges accepted within 30 days on unworn, unwashed items.
5.3 ozRing-spun cotton
DTG / DTFIn-house press
S — 3XLUnisex fit
2–4 daysUS delivery
Reference / Fit

Size chart

Measurements in inches — garment laid flat
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeveFits chest
S18"28"8.1"34–36"
M20"29"8.6"38–40"
L22"30"9.1"42–44"
XL24"31"9.6"46–48"
2XL26"32"10.1"50–52"
3XL28"33"10.6"54–56"
Field reports

Reviews

4.9 / 5 average
★★★★★

Print is crisp and the cotton is heavier than the usual POD stuff. Wore it to a meet and got stopped twice.

Marcus D.Size L · Black
★★★★★

Bone colorway is even better in person. Ordered a M, true to size, hasn't shrunk after five washes.

Alexis P.Size M · Bone
★★★★☆

Great design and fast shipping. Wish it came in 3XL — hopefully on the restock.

Ray V.Size 2XL · Olive
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