"Let Me Sit On Your Face Like a Donut" Cute Drippy Donut Graphic Tee
From $28.00
Est. New Jersey — Lot No. HA/001
Heavy Artillery Co.
Graphic apparel engineered for people who move different. Automotive culture, Puerto Rican pride and streetwear — printed one piece at a time in a garage-built design lab.
100% Ring-spun cotton
DTG / DTF — Lab pressed
Sizes S — 3XL
6Active collections
120+Original designs cut
48hAverage print turnaround
AutomotivePuerto RicoGamerComicsSoccerCar Club
AutomotivePuerto RicoGamerComicsSoccerCar Club
Section 01 / Featured
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Section 02 / Divisions
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Section 03 / Services
The Design
The Design
Lab
Beyond the drops, the lab takes on custom work: car club runs, family reunion sets, business merch and one-off commissions. You bring the idea — the lab handles design, print and delivery.
Start a project01
Brief & Concept
Tell us the vibe, the club, the colors, the deadline. You get a written direction back within 24 hours.
02
Design Proof
Original artwork drafted from scratch — never clip art. Two rounds of revisions included on every commission.
03
Print & Press
DTG or DTF pressed on ring-spun blanks, checked piece by piece before it leaves the bench.
04
Ship & Repeat
Packed and shipped from New Jersey. Reorders keep your artwork on file — no setup, no re-proofing.
Fig. 01 — Javier, founder · Garage HQ, NJ
Section 04 / The Man Behind It
Late nights after work.
A kid watching.
A brand built anyway.
A kid watching.
A brand built anyway.
I'm Javier — graphic designer, car guy and father from New Jersey. Heavy Artillery started as sketches between shifts and turned into a brand about resilience, individuality and doing the work when nobody's watching.
Every piece here is drawn from something real: a car I love, an island I'm from, a son I'm building this for.
Read the full story— Javier · Founder & Designer
Section 05 / Field Reports
4.9 / 5 average — 340 reviewsWorn & Verified
★★★★★
Ordered the EVO tee for a meet and three people asked where I got it before I even parked. Print quality is thick, not that cracked stuff.
Marcus D.Verified buyer
★★★★★
Bought the PE ERRE shirt for my dad. He hasn't taken it off. Fit runs true and the color hasn't faded after ten washes.
Yaritza R.Verified buyer
★★★★★
We had 40 shirts made for the car club. Proof came back in a day, shipped in a week, everyone was happy. Doing it again next season.
North FL Car ClubCustom order
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